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Eukaryot Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Location: not China, TG Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:26 am	Post subject: Q. How were the precursors of the Brothers Grimm related to the New World monkeys? A. They had pre-Handsel tales.

Eukaryot Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Location: not China, TG Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:03 am	Post subject: Q. The morning of Nov 5, 2008, what were those brown stains on the statues of Confederate heros all across the Southland? A. Pig droppings.

Eukaryot Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Location: not China, TG Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:54 pm	Post subject: Q. What did the taxpayer say to the collector who falsely accused him of being in arrears? A. "I gave at the orifice."

Eukaryot Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Location: not China, TG Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:09 am	Post subject: Q. The sleeves of Mr. Sulu's shirt were so stiff, he couldn't manipulate the controls fast enough to keep the Enterprise from crashing. How was the disaster described in the Ship's Log? A. Starch Wreck.

Eukaryot Joined: 21 Apr 2008 Location: not China, TG Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:32 pm	Post subject: What kind of people believe the story of Noah's Ark? A. Délugional People.

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Eukaryot

Joined: 21 Apr 2008

Location: not China, TG

Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:26 am

Post subject:

Q. How were the precursors of the Brothers Grimm related to the New World monkeys?

A. They had pre-Handsel tales.

Eukaryot

Joined: 21 Apr 2008

Location: not China, TG

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:03 am

Post subject:

Q. The morning of Nov 5, 2008, what were those brown stains on the statues of Confederate heros all across the Southland?

A. Pig droppings.

Eukaryot

Joined: 21 Apr 2008

Location: not China, TG

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:54 pm

Post subject:

Q. What did the taxpayer say to the collector who falsely accused him of being in arrears?

A. "I gave at the orifice."

Eukaryot

Joined: 21 Apr 2008

Location: not China, TG

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:09 am

Post subject:

Q. The sleeves of Mr. Sulu's shirt were so stiff, he couldn't manipulate the controls fast enough to keep the Enterprise from crashing. How was the disaster described in the Ship's Log?

A. Starch Wreck.

Eukaryot

Joined: 21 Apr 2008

Location: not China, TG

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:32 pm

Post subject:

What kind of people believe the story of Noah's Ark?

A. Délugional People.

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